Skip to main content

Spite Tip

When you are mistreated, given bad service, or get in a fight with a tip-able employee. You aggressively over-tip out of anger to show that you are better than the person serving you and to make them feel like a lower life-form...a complete loser.
"The cab driver got mad when I tried to pay with a credit card, angrily whining and saying "I need my money now and they take a cut when you do that." So I gave him a $20 Spite Tip and called him a poor loser, told him this is why is wife left him and he'll probably die alone"

The waitress was being a bitch all night so I gave her a 50% Spite Tip to make her know I'm better than her and that she is nothing compared to me
by Mike Dexter24 June 17, 2010
mugGet the Spite Tip mug.

spite fight

A war or feud that's fueled purely from hatred and egotism.
My ex-husband wouldn't end this spite fight between us. It seems he will stop at nothing to cause me misery. He is truly a bastard.
by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
mugGet the spite fight mug.

Spite fucking

Fucking your significant other because you know someone else is interested in them.
I engaged in a little spite fucking just to spite John, cos I know he's wants my old lady
by The Lone Wanderer's Bunker October 3, 2021
mugGet the Spite fucking mug.

Spite Speed

When a car is going fast enough or slow enough to ruin your chance for a turn during a pause in traffic. Typically happens as a light is about to change so you get stuck waiting another ten minutes.
I was waiting for a chance to turn left, and this shithead was going spite speed and completely messed up my timing.
by Bom Tosley July 14, 2010
mugGet the Spite Speed mug.

spite-victory

The act of committing all of your efforts to stopping a particular rival from winning a competitive game/event once you realise you have no way of winning yourself.
Game of monopoly: 3 players left

"John you will give me all of your properties for only $500". "Yeh Jimmy sure, as long as you let me go around the board 3 times without having to pay rent". Cheeky smirk to the Bryn. John i'l give you $5000 for all of your properties and allow you not to pay rent on my properties for 3 turns. "Nah Bryn thats fine, i'm going to stick with Jimmy's deal".

As a result Bryn is quickly knocked out of the game, after which John immediately insults Bryn about how bad he is at the game, forfeits to Jimmy and enjoys the glory of his spite-victory.
by racistonarockingchair October 10, 2011
mugGet the spite-victory mug.

Spite flirt

When your relationship is not ideal and you want attention from elsewhere, you may seek a spite flirt.
I went to a Belgian bar and used the excuse of discussing beer flavours to spite flirt with the bar tender.
by J Bell C 14 May 19, 2018
mugGet the Spite flirt mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email