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Spastic eagle

The act of nutting on some other guys nut
by Butt But 3000 June 7, 2018
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spastic fingers

An awesome, tall, and handsome young man. Usually with spastic fingers, meaning that he pinches everyones cheeks
a boy with finges, spastic
by Michael March 19, 2005
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spastic joose

Punter: pint o spastic jooce please barman.
Barman: What?
Punter: A wife beater
by tommigunn March 22, 2004
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Spastic Schlong

A massive schlong that makes you go dumb once you get it good.
“My babe gave me some spastic schlong last night - I still walk with a limp!”
by mymumabusesourdoghelp September 19, 2019
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spastic ranger

someone who is a gaynor or eco. not right in the head.
you just broke my mums china vase you spastic ranger
by Olivia and rosie May 23, 2005
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Spastic Coupon

Means concept, idea, or deal that was or became convoluted, distorted, or got messed up to an unintended outcome.
I bought thing A at a good price and it turned out to have an issue that made it not a good price. It was a spastic coupon! That person appears to be good person but turned out to be a person that just used you. That person turned out to be a spastic coupon.
by Original42 November 20, 2012
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Spastic head

The term "spastic head" is an insult, generally used when naming a highly strung individual.
by NEKMINUTE480 December 20, 2016
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