spastard

Not quite a spatic, not quite a retard, but god are they fucked up!

Daniel is a spastard

by Shaun Walker March 2, 2005

Shattered

Shattered - The after effects of defecating on fabric either purposefully or by accident. Rendering them useless.

"I pulled out too fast last night, I completely shattered my grandmother's throw pillow."

by Esteban Florentes October 1, 2009

Shattered

When your high and your mind wants you to go get snacks but your body doesn't want to get up

Me: I'm starving bro, go get some snacks ...
My bro: Nah dude, get it youself
Me: I would but I'm shattered bro

by Buckwheat March 7, 2015

Shattered Dreams

So much for your promises
They died the day you let me go
Caught up in a web of lies
But it was just too late to know
I thought it was you
Who would stand by my side
And now you've given me, given me
Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart
You said you'd die for me
Woke up to reality
And found the future not so bright
I dreamt the impossible
That maybe things could work out right
I thought it was you
Who would do me no wrong
But now you've given me, given me
Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart
You've given me, given me
Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart
From this empty heart

I thought it was you
Who said they'd die for love
And now you've given me, given me
Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart
You've given me, given me
Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart
Oh, no, no, no
You said you'd die for me
Oh, for
Die for me
So much for your promises
So much for your promises

by Death Menace February 2, 2023

Spannered

Originating from the phrase 'to throw a spanner in the works' it can be used to say something is broken, or that someone is tired. Also ised as an insult in the noun form 'spanner'.

You've spannered my life up now you spanner. Now I must get some sleep since I am spannered.

by Dr Harry Koch January 22, 2005

Broke and Spattered

Literary slang for "came" (or "cummed")," or "had orgasm." The anti-hero in Anthony Burgess' dystopian novel, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE (played by Malcolm McDowell in the movie) 'broke and spattered' at the end of intercourse.

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"So I was doing my girlfriend, and I had been humping away for about half an hour -- "

"Dude, you have great discipline. I would have broke and spattered after five minutes!"

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by al-in-chgo March 12, 2010

Shattered Hill

Famed for their low levels of intellect a shattered hill is one of the higher ranking members of N.Ireland's "Douchebag Patrol" famous for their fairly large yet unimpressive breasts which they routinley use to gain spaces on sofas and or beds tricking unsuspecting males into believing that they will "get them out."

It is also beleived that a shattered doesn't beleive in gravity.

Shattered Hill: Let me sit down.
Lad: Get your tits out first.
Shattered: *giggles*

God of all Gods: If you got that mediocre excuse for a wrack out I wouldn't even get a semi...

by GRAVITY EXISTS BITCH May 17, 2011