spastard

who those annoying people who are both spastics and bastards.

by Ashley November 12, 2002

spasmastic

To be so excited that they are having spasms.
To be extreamly excited.

Dude, that is so spasmastic.

by Rohit Saxena September 27, 2005

saskatchewan

A place used by TV shows when they want to name place that no one can find on a map.

It's actually just a retangle in the middle of Canada where farmers grow grain.

Tourists: Can you tell us where we are?
SaskPerson: You're is SASK-AT-CHE-WAN!
Tourists: Honey, they don't speak English here?

by Joe Shork May 8, 2005

spasmatic monkey twitch

Someone with the shakes or a tremor.

If that fool with the spasmatic monkey twitch were to shave, he'd slice his throat.

by micaela Krause November 16, 2007

Saskatoon

Saskatoon is the largest city in Saskatchewan, it is located roughly in the middle of the province. It only has approximately 215,000 people which makes it rather small compared to other Canadian cities. However, it is not the capitol city that goes to Regina which is located 2 hours south. Saskatoon is a city divided between east side(middle class) and west side(ghetto). The city is home to the University of Saskatchewan. It is a relatively good place to live i.e. not too small not too big. Temperatures range from -30c to +30c so the weather can be extreme.

If you ever find yourself in Saskatoon be careful of the police they are known to drop people off outside city limits where you might just freeze to death, if it is winter.

by Liquid January 9, 2005

saska

meaning cool, chill, purely awesome,

wow that's so saska

by duhduhduhsaska July 18, 2009

spankathon

A marathon masturbation session.

Tonight's spankathon is brought to you in part by the makers of KY, and the good people at Barely Legal. With funding in part by the Kleenex corporation.

by Mr. Softey February 4, 2009