Shambolised

A single word which completely encompasses and describes any person(s) who are totally mindblown, and Headshot and unable to think clearly, or not able to focus or concentrate on a single topic of thought, usually as a result of the use of intoxicating and/or illegal substance, causing lack of judgement, common sense, and the inability to communicate with others in an understandable, or indeed appropiate fashion.

Rhys: "Oh my God! Look at the state on Brendan! He can't even get his words out in the right order! Talking complete nonsense to himself and spinning out, he's full-on mental!"

Stuart: "I know, I think he must have taken something for his head to be in that much of a mess! Totally SHAMBOLISED! What a state to get into!"

Brendan: "Alright boys?"

Billy: "Yeah, you look well SHAMBOLISED tho fella!"

Brendan: " I am! lost in the woods, but I like it that way!"

by The Screaming Queen May 7, 2010

spambard

What websites that you have to join do to your email address.

3,873 Facebook and Fanfiction notifications in my E-mail. From this week?? I've been spambarded.

by X Veni Vidi Vici X August 20, 2011

Sambofied

Sam-bo-fi-ed;

:affected by drinking too much alcohol

When one has had a fair amount to drink and can no longer put complete sentences together, and, or is constantly passing out in chairs and other normally uncomfortable locations.

:can be used interchangeably with; boomhaured.

Man, did y'all see Sam at the A-bay beach party? - He was passed out in the middle of parking lot, and then he woke up and wanted to drive. He was definitely Sambofied, I couldn't understand a word he was saying, he basically sounded like Boomhauer.

by #RashsoHard June 19, 2014

shambolism

To be in complete and utter disorder or chaos, a trainwreck

Your Instagram is a disgrace to all instakind acting as a brew of shambolism.

by Take that Beveridge June 26, 2016

shambogulous

something or someone that is a shambogulite or practices shambogulism. to be shambogolous is the most serene state of being achievable in the universe

OMG that dog (called Herbie) is utterly shambogulous

person 1: lets get ice cream
person 2: that's a shambogulous idea, I love it

by Merlie June 2, 2019

Spambitching

Less than attractive one-night-stand, who you fucked in a semi-blackout drunken bender, incessantly blows up your cell for the next three days trying to get together.

Dude, that ugly chick from the dive bar, I fucked behind the dumpster, was spambitching me for days. I had to change my number.

by HarleyBroMan August 21, 2019

Sambooch

Sambooch is the perfect word to describe your crush with. It can be a code name for him/her it can also be a way to describe him/her

My crush my sambooch forever, I hope he notices me though...

by Summer1995 December 6, 2019