Solitaire

Quite possibly the greatest game created by man. Can be played alone, which is absolutely badass. It's also pretty much the only thing a person does in computer class. Also when you beat it, the cards fly around like, fucking crazy ass birds!

Dude so what are you doing ritght now?

Suckin dick and playing solitaire man.

by AlexMykel February 2, 2010

In Soviet Russia

Originated with Cold War comic genius Yakov Smirnoff.

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, party always finds you. -- Yakov Smirnoff

Popular on slashdot, appearances on Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama.

In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you.

by Saggy June 8, 2004

Solitarin' it up

When one continuously plays solitaire on his or her computer when they are suppose to be doing other stuff.

John: So did you and Lauren have sex last night?
Tim: No man, I was too busy solitarin' it up!

by Circumsizer89 September 23, 2009

Honi Soit

Honi Soit is a student newspaper at the University of Sydney run by editors elected through the SRC elections. It publishes weekly and is distributed free to a readership of up to 20,000 students and University academic and general staff at all Sydney Uni Campuses.

The name is short for the phrase "Honi soit qui mal y pense" (French: "Evil to him who evil thinks"), which is the motto of the Most Noble Order of the Garter.

honi soit publication Week 1, Semester 1, 2006 - On the pronunciation of 'honi': "The 'h' is silent, fucker"

by Flash Ash August 11, 2006

solitary

Alone, single

Max is such a solitary person. He doesn't even come to parties anymore.

by Frankie Dogg December 20, 2010

Soviet Sub

To have sex with a women when she's on her period. Red is the color of blood/Soviet Union. A submarine is very much shaped like a penis. Hence, Soviet Sub. Can be used in past and present tense.

"Dude, I Soviet Subbed her like crazy last night!"
"I was Soviet Subbing this chick, and..."
"Baby, you wanna... Soviet Sub tonight?"

by Arius May 1, 2008

sevita

Sevita is probably one of the best people you will meet. She is super fun and sweet. She always knows how to brighten your day, with either a smile or a super long paragraph of why she loves you. She is very protective of her friends, and defend them with their life. However she will also think of her well being first. A Sevita is usually calm but can also be very passionate about her interests. She is always fun to talk to and hang around with. You don’t even have to be talking with Sevita to have fun with her. Just sitting together is fun when you are with Sevita. She is SUPER smart, and has a large advanced, vocabulary. She is an animal lover, an most likely has at least one pet/cat. A Sevita is mostly known for their talent or a part of their appearance.

Friend: My friend Sevita is amazing!!
Girl 1: Who’s Sevita.

Girl 2: The art one with blonde hair.

Girl 1: OHHHHHH

by Hailsuki January 13, 2019