Weekday Sober Ass

1. Hooking up with someone sober on a weekday (rather than weekend).
2. Criteria that automatically qualifies someone as a girlfriend or boyfriend.

Tony: That girl from the gym came over to my place last night to watch a movie, and we hooked up.
Jack: On a Tuesday? I didn't know she was your girlfriend.
Tony: No way, dude! She's not my girlfriend.
Jack: You got weekday sober ass. That's a girlfriend.

by groybiv December 9, 2009

Out-Sober

To out perform someone who is more drunk than you, in a contest they would have won if you were on equal levels of drunkenness.

I got out-sobered in ping-pong. If I hadn't had that triple shot of Jack, that bitch would have gone home in a body bag.

by Ara-Takashi February 27, 2011

Southie sober

When you take large amount s of Gabapentin and red bull or any other energy drink. It's supposed to give you energy.

Living that Southie Sober life

by TruthBtold56 February 3, 2018

No Sober October

You get sober in October - You lose

-WTF is wrong with you you haven't been sober in weeks
-It's no sober October my dude

by Mesijas_Augis October 10, 2020

Alberta Sober

To abstain from all drugs except marijuana, alcohol and cocaine.

“No thanks,” Dorien said as Cheefy pulled out the needles, “I’m Alberta sober this month!”

by Cheeefy January 11, 2022

come over when your sober

An album made by rapper, lil peep

person 1: you heard of the new come over when your sober album?
person 2: yeah, it's great!

by gothanglesinnerrr December 27, 2020

sober irishman

A mythical creature that only exists in legends and is often seen by drunking irishman.

Used by irish parents to scare their kids.

see irish

If you keep acting that way, you are going to grow up and become sober!

by IrishRepublicanArmy November 26, 2003