Solar System

The solar system is where other different people come from which are the planets, so basically describing where the retards come from and where the fukbois come from. Then they get deported to earth.

Dude 1: yo which planet did you get deported from in the solar system?
Dude 2: oh I got deported from Neptune

by The autistic person November 07, 2019

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solar flares

Pants of the large and bright variety. The pants often are larger at the bottom than the top.

Rachel, in her solar flares and baby tee made quite a scene on her way to the buffet line.

by The Poetess November 02, 2003

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solar cooker

Reflective disks that use the sun’s heat to cook food or other such items.

Look up Solar cooker on the internet.

by Benjamin Nieuwsma February 23, 2005

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solar rip

rippin a bowl with a magnifying glass

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the sun was shining nice...so i got out the magnifying glass and took some solar rip s of a nice bud of some sourD in the pipe...shit burnt for like 12 rips yo

by jonesinj December 07, 2010

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Solar Eclipse

1. The inverse of a lunar eclipse.

2. When a guy pisses himself and immediately takes off his underwear and pulls it over a chick's head like a ski mask.

I paid for that bitches drinks all night, she even took me back to her place, but put out NOTHIN! It's okay though, I was so drunk and pissed off by the end of the night, I just gave her a solar eclipse while she was sleeping and split.

by foogama March 07, 2008

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