Socan

A person who lives in WisCANsin. One who says ehh a lot and pronounces hot dog like hawt dawg. Plays css, talks like a uper and loves to get punty.

Look at that girl get punty with those noobs, she's got to be from Socan ehh!?

BoJangles: Taco's gunna get punty tonight.

by Socanpsycho April 22, 2010

SoCal Sober

When one is good or capable to drive, but not pass a field sobriety test.

"Dude, are you sure you can get home?"
"Pshhh, of course, I'm SoCal Sober."

by life_coach69 May 18, 2016

SocAuth

Short for "social authoritarian", SocAuth is a literal term and describes someone who is an authoritarian on social matters. They are traditionally thought of as an "SJW" or "social justice warrior". The difference is that the term "SocAuth" is a more accurate descriptor and is not a loaded or vague term that's been co-opted by the right-wing. The opposite of a SocAuth is a social/civil libertarian or anarchist.

SocAuth's are very judgemental, easily offended, and go around thinking that they can tell people how to talk and act, and if you don't abide by their own morals and values then they will try to punish you and make you pay socially. SocAuth's don't let people just act how they want to. They think that social etiquette should revolve around their own personal opinion or their faction's opinion of right and wrong, meaning that they are usually self-centred or their outlook is centred around their own factions. The more a SocAuth disagrees with someone's demeanour, the harder they fight against said person and the angrier the SocAuth gets. They will go on moral crusades against people and be completely outraged over whoever offends their values.

"SocAuth" is not a partisan term and anyone can be one, but they are more likely to be far-left individuals, such as communists, and angry young girls online with no life experience, but could also be evangelical Christians that get outraged over Sesame Street having a gay character. They are easily trolled.

I could take you more seriously if you weren't such a SocAuth, giving me commands on how I'm allowed to talk. In the words of the great Zack de la Rocha, "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me."

by Xenos N. November 2, 2019

socalisicurum

the desire to sleep in a dryer

you ever feel socalisicurum? yeah me neither cos im not mentally ill

by mothballbaby November 16, 2021

socalisicurum

the urge or desire to climb into a dryer and sleep in it

have you ever felt socalisicurum? yeah me neither cos im not mentally ill

by mothballbaby November 16, 2021

SOCAR

A SOCAR is a Car that is vulnerable to high explosives, like the SOBOMB.

The SOBOMB fell on the SOCAR and made it explode. 50kg of high explosives can go a long way!

by Bouyphe September 19, 2021

SoCal Blowout

A type of One night stand, popular in SoCal (Southern California), especially Los Angeles, where drugs and party culture is plentiful.

The difference between a One Night Stand and a Socal Blowout, is that there is drunken romance involved during a One night stand, where a SoCal Blowout is purely based on having sex/sexual favors with someone you don't find very attractive, in exchange for drugs or money.

The host of a one night stand will let you stay the night, and may cook you breakfast in the morning, but the host of a SoCal blowout will get you geeked off weed/ coke, blow your back out, then Uber you back to the club at 3 AM, usually inducing a state of shock/shame.

Jackson: "yo bro, my girl's friend said she got a SoCal Blowout, what's she talking bout?."
Lamar: "Lol she ain't ya girl anymore"
Jackson: "Whatchu mean?"
Lamar: "Shawty got her back blown out for an 8 ball"
Jackson: "Fuuuuuuuccckk bro"

by RJsocray June 25, 2023