Snowball catastrophizing

Taking an ordinary mundane situation and predicting a series of disasters, each one compounding the next, leading to one horrific catastrophe.

She thinks she's going to be homeless cuz she got one bad grade. She's always snowball catastrophizing.

by Sh'Quoiya December 2, 2016

snowbeil

an idiot that doesn't own their main.

"yo! @snowbeil! you suck! hurry up and get your main smh"

by Blooki August 5, 2021

Denver Snowball

To ejaculate into a white sock (any length) and tie, then use as a projectile.

Dude, lets Denver Snowball that car.

by Spider892 December 30, 2011

Escalator snowball

When someone in a wheelchair rides up and escalator and falls down into other people in wheelchairs and makes a chain reaction of never ending wheelchair chaos

Josh: haha look at those crippled people in wheelchairs falling down that escalator they all probably have AIDS!
Corbin: what the h*** is wrong with you?
Tyler: lol escalator snowballs are funny because they're crippled

by Balls In Your Orange Juice September 9, 2013

circle snowballing

A circle jerk combined with snowballing.

When a guy ejaculates into someones mouth, and the person who's mouth is filled with cum turns to the person next to them in the circle, and passes on the cum.

Hey bro, all the guys are circle snowballing at my place tonight? Be there at 8:30 if you wanna join, and bring a friend if you want.

by CanadianHobo269 April 15, 2014

ohio snowball

When a male masturbates into a cup and freezes his sperm ( cum). When it's frozen they throw it at others (bystanders) off of a 2nd story or higher building while screaming "CUMBALL FIGHT" OR " SNOWBALLS FIGHT"

Dakota: "Man, I just have my girl a HIGE bruise. I think she's gonna break up with me!"
Ethan: "What!! How!!"

Dakota: " I Ohio Snowballed her accidentally on purpose...'
Ethan: "That's funny and horrible that your gonna be single, dude."
Dakota: "Yeah, and I didn't help that I'm a professional baseball pitcher and my nits are the size of tennis balls!!..."
Ethan: "DDDAAAMMMNN, next time invite me for the avalanche!!"

by Bubble cake April 16, 2016

Jewish Snowball

When two people blow a mouth full of pennies back and forth into each others mouths. Add some semen to spice things up.

Jake and Alex Enjoyed a nice Jewish Snowball.

by xxclandestinexx July 19, 2019