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snot muffin 

A slick, slippery, mucus covered, ready for action vagina.
Suzie couldn't help but tickle her little snot muffin whenever she thought about butter churning.
snot muffin by sneeky johnson March 16, 2010
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snot nosed 

Haughty, arrogant, demanding, and selfish. A typical trait of soccer moms and yuppies.
At the checkout line, a snot nosed soccer mom asked to cut in line because she had to pick up her brat at day care. I told her to bugger off.
snot nosed by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005

Snot Canoe 

Pat, I rode your Mom's Snot Canoe down Tuna River and lost my paddle at Shithole Rapids.
Snot Canoe by Anonymous June 13, 2003

Snot clot 

When you can feel the hugest booger ever sitting in one of nostrils but you are in public and can't do anything about it.
Dammit, I've got the biggest snot clot right now, but I can't get at it till I get home.

Snot-Known 

A person with a bad reputation, or someone who is very unlikable and annoying.
Person 1: I heard Daniel likes you, wanna get to know him?
Person 2: Nah, I heard he’s Snot-Known
Person 1: Yikes...
Snot-Known by MySil3ntD3ath July 9, 2021

snot bong 

A Snot Bong is another word for a neti pot- a device that is used to clean your sinuses out from congestion.
Hey- my nose is really clogged up- do you think using the snot bong will help me?
snot bong by habbie February 18, 2009