sneaker whore

When someone spends a ridiculous amount of money on exclusive j's yet then proceeds to complain that they have no money for anything else.

Jon: Yo Nik wanna go get food?
Nik: I can't man you know i have no money.
Jon: But you just got the concord 11's last week. Your such a sneaker whore!

by hueuby January 30, 2017

sneakerfetish

When someone has a fetish for sneakers. This can be for clean sneakers or filthy sneakers that have mud or has just been used so much that they stink. Certain aspects of a sneaker can be the subject in why someone has a sneakerfetish such as the airbubbles on Nike Airmax's or the heavily worn insoles of a sneaker.

I just love sniffing your gym sneakers bro, they absoultly reak! I love seeing your footprint on the insoles, it turns me on so hard! I definately have a sneakerfetish

by sneakerlad November 21, 2022

social sneaker

a stylish sneaker worn for social purposes

Carla would never workout in her social sneakers, but they looked great at parties

by Whitword October 25, 2017

The Rocky Sneaker

Rocky's signature move. This is when a valet driver pulls someone's car up, farts in it on the way, and leaves the car owner with the aftermath. The car owner cannot sit in the car until after the tip is given, or it defeats the purpose.

I'll never go to Nick and Sam's ever again, The Rocky Sneaker burnt a hole in my driver's seat, what an asshole.

by crep gary November 23, 2010

sneakerhead

1. A person who collects limited, rare, OG, or flat out exclusive kicks. Usually the collection consists of Jordans or Dunks.
2. A person with background knowledge of certain sneakers.

Yo, that cat always be rockin fresh sneaks. Gotta be a sneakerhead.

by brandoneezy March 21, 2005

Sneaker Hoe

A ghetto broad who lures thugs and urban males by wearing nothing but sneakers. Many of these street walkers dream to be in a Rap video or a Hood Sexy magazine. They would do anything/anyone to cop a fresh pair. Statistically speaking, 92% of Sneaker Hoes end up working the Checker's Drive through window, sporting sneakers that many will never see. The dream never dies.

My marriage was ruined by a Sneaker Hoe.

by it'shammatimeyo March 23, 2012

Sneakergasm

This tingly feeling you get when a cold pair of kicks catches your eyes (Jordans , Maxes , SBs , Ect.. ) .

Guy1: Bro have you seen the new Lebrons?
Guy2: The Summit Lakes ? Hell yea them joints wet AF!
Guy1: I know nigga I damn near had a #Sneakergasm When I first seen em.

by Young Trainz August 25, 2012