National smack your tallest friend day (October 31)

National smack your tallest friend day.
Pay back for calling you short.

National smack your tallest friend day (October 31)
*short friend*: you know what day it is.
*tall friend*: oh please no
*short friend* pay back

by Mayonnaise_boi October 29, 2019

ass smack microwave

To hit somone in the ass with the door of the microwave as they walk by. This is done by pushing the button that opens the microwave door timing it so they get a noticable tap on the ass.
Make sure to have some sort of heated food in there so as to protect yourself for any sort of trouble you may get into, apparently some people don't like getting a tap on the ass...

i didnt want to get fired for sexual misconduct so i pulled off an ass smack microwave on that hot secretary downstairs just to see that nice oooo face she makes.

by desktop peev June 13, 2006

Go Smack

To holla at a girl
or to try and get with a girl

AY SAHN THERE GO TIERRA YOU BETTER GO SMACK
BEFORE HER BOYFRIEND COME

by Yungboy RayRay August 19, 2008

Smack Oscar

A special Academy Awards trophy given to the dumbest physical assault EVER witnessed on national/worldwide television!

"And this year's 'Smack Oscar' goes to (drum roll)........WILL SMACKUM"!!!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 9, 2022

Shucksmuffin

1. most commonly used in place of "shucks"

2. a term of endearment (ex: you're my shucksmuffin)

3. used to mean pretty much anything you want it to be

4. additionally used in place of the word "crikey"

Shucksmuffin I just dropped my Yogurtland!

Aw shucksmuffin, you're the best.

Shucksmuffin! Watch out for that gator!

by badash&syd December 29, 2010

Vag Smack of Death

A more extreme version of the "wet willy", when an offended woman takes her hand and wipes it on her wet vag. She then proceeds to pull her hand out of her pants and slap the offender with her vag-juice covered hand.

When Tina called me a dirty whore, I proceeded to give her the Vag Smack of Death.

by WetWillyNumba4 October 21, 2009

Smack my ass like a drum

Lyric from the hit song “Vagina” by cupcakKe that became a popular sound on TikTok accompanying a trend.

Slurp that dick til it cum! Slurp that duck til it cum! Slurp that dick til it cum! Smack my ass like a drum! -William Shakespeare

by Soozaaaa February 6, 2021