Taint Smasher

Where someone gets down on one knee quickly and gives a quick uppercut straight to one's taint, but missing the ballsack.

John was pissing me off, so I gave him a taint smasher.

by CRASH-SS November 7, 2011

grand-Smother

The overbearing, spoiling, mollycoddling, meddlesome mother of a parent. Often found participating in the unsolicited role of taking over the parenting job from the actual parent.

I used to leave the baby with Devin's step-mom but when I went to pick the baby up after work, that grand-Smother wouldn't hand the kid over and actually snarled at me.

by rach2013 October 21, 2013

mom smasher

It's when you hit resume on someone else's xbox. The guy that dates single moms.

That guy goes out with all the single moms. He is such a mom smasher.

by BigSteve February 4, 2014

cherry smasher

A person who goes after virgins and pops there cherry

Kaylee: Hey did you hear how Ben had sex with Kristen?
Lanie: No!!? Wow he is such a cherry smasher.

by August Strain July 9, 2016

Pastry Smasher

Pastry smasher is a slang term for a lesbian or bisexual woman, referring to sex in which a woman's pastry (vagina) is 'smashed'.

"Well what can I say I'm just a pastry smasher."

by Iminyourshed February 20, 2017

poon smasher

when you and your bird are going at it mad time hard and it starts to hurt her

yeah josh is a little poon smasher , I got told her hurt lucy

by rape=good_health_care November 29, 2017

surrounded smother dancing

when at least two girls (4 should be plenty. You'll understand why) surround a guys head and grind there asses on his head at the same time.

The act of surrounded smother dancing was made. 4 girls treated one lucky dude by grinding all of there asses on each side of his head at the same time.

by The Dom April 11, 2007