Smooching starfish

The act of sizzoring someone, but by touching b holes together.

As a gay couple, Fred and Sinley enjoy the smooching starfish before getting their fuck on.

by David...W December 22, 2016

smooch looter

One who knowingly prevents face sucking.

My gf and I were watching a movie, we were about to kiss when my sister walked in and sat next to us. She is such a smooch looter.

by ›:D April 19, 2017

cock smooch

One who is more interested in sealing the deal when trying to hook up and will do just about anything in his powers to achieve his goal as opposed to having a good time and getting wasted.

See (Insert Cock Smooch's Name Here) over there, it looks like he is drinking his beer, but he really isn't. What a fucking cock smooch.

by Rusty Gate May 11, 2005

poon smooch

Licking a girls pussy.. or a mans. In that case it's called smooching a manpoon. Pehaps your own.

I'd love to smooch her poon!

Let go out for some good old poon smooching..

How can a man smooch his own manpoon?

by Diggathan November 20, 2006

Rape Smooch

Smooching someone against their will

Veronica: Hey Jenny, Todd totally rape smooched me last night! I was like...The F!

Jenny: EW! What a loser dweeboid!

Veronica: Right!?

by Rape Smooch Police March 28, 2010

goober smooch

1) refering to a person who kisses penis's

2) a slang meaning a homosexual male

"You Aint nothing but a "goober smooch"

"Hey You rainbow wearing "goober smooch"

by AJ27 February 13, 2012

Goober smooch

When you cum on a girl's lips and make out with her.

Dude, I just goober smooched this chick last night.

by Idontevenknowwhoiamanymoreman November 24, 2013