Slabberdash

Slabberdash, the act of holding a penis, erect or unerect, and slapping a member of the same/opposite sex accros the face with it.

i will slabberdash you so hard your eyes water

she could do with a good slabberdashing.

by Andy Gray May 5, 2004

Slabadash

Where someone who is a sleep gets hit in the face with a pillow or another swingable object near a bed e.g. a bed side table. But pillows are used the most

Also to get pumped/farted in the face when a sleep peferably in a sleeping bag.

You got a slabadash last night dik ed.
Offftt

by [O_o] - JCH January 17, 2008

Man-slab

A sexually-attractive male. The word is derived from references to beautiful people as pieces of meat.

"That guy is a total man-slab."

by DeliciouslySexy January 10, 2005

slab night

a night of drinking alchohol, just to get drunk.

Alright Matt, you up for a slab night tonight?

Yeahh okay man, il bring some beers

by Louisene123 February 16, 2009

Slabbadonk

Originally used as an expression of excitement or emphatic agreement, this bastardized contraction of two contradicting slang words can also be shortened and used in many ways to complete an expression. Said with enough conviction and it'll even make others start using it.

Heard in the most random of places, like Texas, Ohio and Florida. Connection unknown.

E: I finally bought the game you've been wanting me to play on Steam.

L: Slabbadonk!

Common alternate forms:

I just went 35:4 on COD. That team got slabbed.

I just slabbed out on some Taco Bell. So full...
Check out this video I saw today. It's slab.

by Friends With a Ho July 22, 2015

slabour

The process of shitbirth from the start of anal contractions to delivery.

John: 'My slabour lasted 20 minutes!'
Jeff: 'My God, what a trooper"

by VonBrow August 30, 2018

Slabbergatted

Slabbergatted- someone who is ridiculously gay and Emo and also acts like a fuarry

Wow you are so slabbergatted

by Jeydasavage771 October 24, 2018