Smocking gun

A gun with a U-shaped barrel that allows self-described "genius" Presidents to cover themselves in ridicule when firing insults at Democrats.

“No Smocking Gun…No Collusion,” Trump boasted in his early morning tweeting.

“That’s because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly calling it a campaign contribution…which it was not (but even if it was, it is only a CIVIL CASE, like Obama’s – but it was done correctly by a lawyer and there would not even be a fine. Lawyer’s liability if he made a mistake, not me).

by GManOfKC December 10, 2018

sticking point

(n.) A crucial situation, contradiction, or contention, with importance conveyed by context and tone. Synonyms include sticky wicket, sticky widget.

Lulu's sticking point was not which nail polish to use on her Lee press-on fingernails. Sparkly polish always did the trick. Rather -- which would be better for the toes? Puke green?

by ignor July 18, 2005

dick smacking

Slang term for slacking off.

If we're going to pass this class we're gonna have to
stop dick smacking around!

by Gnomercy October 6, 2006

Smocking Gun

The weapon of choice when smooting holes in your ability to communicate clearly

The lack of clarity in his smocking gun comments left many wondering "wtf is talking about?"

by The 2112 Hollilama December 11, 2018

Sminting

The act of intentionally consuming foods containing high quantities of fructose and lactose periodically throughout autumn so that you become notably gaseous, then later season when you engage in passive anal sex with either your partner or someone with about a 10 inch (25 cm) phallus who will willingly participate, you fart as hard as you can while squeezing your anus to make an airtight seal, (the pressure forcing a large gas bubble to erupt into the man’s urethra) then quickly pushing the entire length of his phallus out and glueing the tip of the urethra shut, after which waiting for at least one month, poking a hole in the base of his ureters (accessed through the lower back) every few days to allow for the drainage of urine, then with the completion of one month, having the man slide his penis back into your anus, the sensation of tight genital friction along with the built up sperm pressure causing the seal to instantly pop off, reinflating your anal cavity. This introduces the bacterial culture which has been festering in the man’s penis, enriching your internal microbiome if ever you fall ill during winter and take antibiotics for a prolonged period of time.

My husband and I took up sminting on account of my seasonal sinus infection, what a lad!

by Resicoi December 25, 2018

smacking the donkey

When you smack someones butt .

A donkey is also refered to as an ass .
So if your smacking the donkey your smacking the ass .

Two guys are talking .

GUY 1: Yeah dudee I was with her last night.
GUY 2: You were totally smacking the donkey weren't you?

by ThatCoolKid. December 26, 2010

Bread Sticking

occurs when a man dips his penis in butter and garlic salt, then surprises his girlfriend with garlic break flavor when she goes down on him.

Last night, in the heat of the moment, I tasted garlic and realized Tom was bread sticking me!

by GingerBunny October 18, 2011