snowed

to be intoxicated, whether by alcohol, prescription drugs such as Ambien, or any other drug of choice

Nathan: "Do you remember our phone conversation last night?"
Marco: "No"
Nathan: "Well, that's probably because you were snowed."

by Jess S April 26, 2006

slower than snail snot on a winter day

Something running very slow
slow moving person

Your moving slower than snail snot on a winter day

by bearhunter01 December 3, 2011

sowed her field

The act of deliberately ejaculating upon a woman's unkept bush.

The man suffering from premature ejaculation immediately sowed her field when his pants were removed.

by CHEEDSICLE November 3, 2014

Slowest-er

Slower than slowest

Me: your slow
Kiana:your slower
Me: your slowest
Kiana:your slowest-er

by Khaneka June 8, 2019

Slowld

The unimaginably frustrating pace employed by people over the age of 50 when they venture out of the home either on foot or driving a vehicle and manage to get themselves between you and where you want to go. It's very likely this is done out of embittered spite against happy and young people due to the accumulation of misery and suffering through a person's lifetime.

I went to get a sandwich on my lunch break but got stuck behind a granny going so slowld I had to go hungry.

by Akkenru June 19, 2019

Slowdoo

A term used to describe when the online ERP system Odoo is running slowly.

I’m trying to put an order on but it’s taking ages because I’m getting Slowdoo

by DanHock February 12, 2020

slowerly

Actively doing things slowly

Next time I will perform this task slowerly

by Notsirt March 24, 2021