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Slaps Dick

Something really good as in;
Relates to when you slap your dick on a woman’s pussy lips, because it’s so good it gonna make you cum.
“That song slaps dick, bro!”
by The_Spartan148 April 4, 2020
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Slapstick

A stupid mother who keeps interrupting you.
This guy kept butting in on my conversation. What a fucking slapstick.
by crazyhairstyler71@gmail.com September 8, 2021
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Slapdick

someone who absolutely knows better but still do stupid shit
jarred always talking about drugs over the phone, he a whole slapdick for real !
by Dracorunthis November 23, 2021
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Slapstick Creampie

The act of cumming in one's own hand during doggie-style sex and then smacking the cum all over one's partners face.
After a long, nuanced discussion emailing triply confirmed enthusiasts consent, Rodrigo slapstick creampied all over Theresa's face.

She says he was really skilled about it. She didn't even know he had cum. When he screamed "SLAPSTICK CREAMPIE," she looked back reflexively and his load was promptly smacked all over face.
by Hosh_Minion September 27, 2023
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slapstick

I'm fixing to go slap my big fat greasy oiled slapstick. Slap! Slap!! Slap!!!
by Tom Dumb February 9, 2024
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Slapdick

Slapdick (n. slæp•dik): one who is given a job to do but you come back an hour later and they've only managed to slap themselves in the dick.
"Which one of you slapdicks cut these chuck roasts?"
by Jett Steel August 1, 2024
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Slapdick

A dork; someone who sucks at their job and golf but does not realize it, dresses bad, is likely ugly and/or short and has no true sense of self. treats the bag boy at a country club like shit because he was always picked on and treated like shit as a kid in school
That Pete is some slapdick. He was shanking balls left and right on the range and cursing and accused the kid in the cart barn of stealing his head cover. What a "slapper."
by nickytheshoe October 2, 2025
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