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Slaughter Melon

A watermelon that comes to your house and fucking murders you
Guy: Oh Shit! That's fucking Slaughter Melon!

Slaughter Melon: Die Bitch!
by Fatty Acids July 20, 2011
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c-ville slaughter

this expert level sexual maneuver is performed while in the standing 69 position (see skelton pecker for more info). following the point where you explode a wad of man juice into your partner's mouth, thus ripping her face asunder from the force of your ejaculate, you proceed to drop to your knees, busting her head on the ground, thus delivering a DEVASTATING tombstone piledriver...the likes of which professional wrestling has never seen.
dood: so i was bangin the lady last night...and i totally went for the c-ville slaughter!

bro: the undertaker would be proud O_O!!
by spicyfetus March 7, 2008
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Slagathor

Noun- A hideously ugly excuse for a female, the kind of girl who would make one want to cut off one's own penis rather than sleep with/ look at for an period of time longer than three seconds.
Friend: Dude, what did i do at that party last night?
You: You hooked up with that slagathor that looks like Al Sharpton
Friend: *Kills self*
by Casey Scott Brains September 16, 2007
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Slaughter cake

A slaughter cake is the feeling you get when you mow down a bunch of npcs in a video game in a short amount of time
Yo brian, what happened to those pedestrians?

I had a slaughter cake
by KentuckyFriedHumans April 28, 2020
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Man behind the slaughter

It’s been so long since I’ve been singing this stupid song laugh to its ponder of the man behind the slaughter
by rekosaysdeeznuts September 3, 2020
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Hanging slightly to the left

When your Genitalia, mainly males, is hanging to the left.
So, hows it hanging today Ramone? Hanging slightly to the left, John-O.
by Zackahree. September 21, 2006
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slaughtercide

Relentless murder, carnage, pillage, and destruction.
After Drago lost to Rocky he unleashed a wave of slaughtercide upon the whole of Russia. Ending the coldwar, destroying Chernobyl, and giving Reagan his characteristic smirk.
by MD20202 April 18, 2009
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