National Skip School Day

National Skip School Day is on November 18. So nobody shows up on that day

You will have bad luck if you show up at school on National Skip School Day.

by MattofSteele October 31, 2019

skip

A term of derision by non-Anglo-Celtic Australians to describe Anglo-Celtic Australians. Especially used in inner-urban, working class areas of Melbourne frequented by children of Greek, Italian or Vietnamese migrants ("wogs") to describe (especially blue eyed, blond) Anglo-Celtic Australians. Only considered very mildly offensive. Started in the mid nineteen-seventies and still occasionally used in the early twenty-first century, as there is no similar word available for this purpose.

Derived from "Skippy", a very popular Australian TV program from the 1960's about a (very clever) kangaroo and his human (Anglo-Celtic Australian) guardians.

"Piss off ya ugly leb wog!"
"Yeah, up yours, skip!"

by Sodomy Swine December 28, 2005

skip town

To leave town without telling anyone beforehand.

I thought that bustdown was just trying to ignore me, but she just decided to skip town on me.

by Illinois Joe May 27, 2006

Hop Skip and Go Naked

A body-numbing drink in which you mix a fifth of 190 proof grain, a case of beer (Ice beer preferably, keep that alcohol percentage up...), two containers of lemonade or limeaid concentrate, and a 2-Liter bottle of sprite together with some ice and prepare to not remember. Two or three cups of this stuff will put you on your ass guaranteed. Best drank with people who aren't gonna steal your shit if you blackout.

Dude 1: Shit man, my head hurts, my stomach's in knots, and where the fuck did these stitches come from?

Dude 2: We made Hop Skip and Go Naked last night, you don't remember? We got fucked up and sold a kidney so we could buy a couple eight hour old hotdogs at 7-11.

Dude 1: I'm pretty sure I have an aneurism.

by LouDogWentToTheMoon March 12, 2007

skip

Short for Skipper, the person in charge of steering a seafaring vehicle.

Swabbin' the deck as ordered, skip.

by doodz0rz July 26, 2004

Skip-Watch

To view a television show or movie in short segments using the "skip ahead x seconds" feature of modern computer-video players. Usually because the video concerned is of low to moderate interest but otherwise contain large numbers of scene of dubious worth (trite expository dialog, etc.)

Apollo 18 was so boring and predictable, I ended up skip-watching it.

by Unka Willbur December 4, 2011

shit-skip

The way you walk/run when you have to shit realy bad.
Shit interchangeble with piss

1: Dude, I had to shit-skip all the way up the stairs at school the other day!
2: Hey Paul, look at that guy piss-skipping down the street!

by SlappyX November 8, 2007