Shmeared

1. (v). The act of getting so drunk to the point where you lose control of your bowels.
2. (n). The moment when you consume so many alcoholic drinks, you no longer retain a memory.

He is so shmeared because he drank too much tequilla.

by pink panty dropper April 27, 2015

Simbarashe

A guy unlike the rest. He often comes off strong and fearless which sometimes pushes people away but if you really get to know Simbarashe, you will soon learn that he has the softest, most genuine heart you will ever find. Someone you can truly get to know for who he is and who you can consistently confide in. He listens with an open heart and will always give you his honest opinion. He has big dreams and with these dreams comes the determination of a lion, a trait everyone admires. He puts 100% of his heart and soul into everything he does and holds faith close to his heart which provides him strength and guidance. He is very handsome, although he often doesn't take notice of this, nor does it matter to him. He loves to joke around and push your buttons but his heart is always in the right place. He keeps the ones he loves closest to his heart and A guy with a huge massive cock that that leave a girl in a wheal chair the next day, he never looses sight of what is truly important in life. If you know someone like Simbarashe, don't let them go.

person 1 : "Hey who's that guy?"
person 2 : "That's Simbarashe, the treasure of this school."

Girl 1: what did you do yesterday.

Girl 2: yeah I was with Simbarashe last night it was great.

Girl 1: then why are in a wheal chair?

Girl 2: me and simbarashe had some fun.

by Ohjack500 November 21, 2021

deer smear

The bloody stain left on a road from plowing into a deer at 60 mph. Usually accompanied with a puddle of antifreeze and may or may not include skid marks

Joe: Did you see that deer smear on hwy 51?
Jim: Yeah, guy must have been going about 70 when he hit that.

by madmike1066 August 28, 2009

Norwish Smearz

An area in the EH Double D region of Edinburgh, popular with Heriot Watt students and their boyfriends.

Ethan's mum was stalking him down on FindFriends and wondered what on earth Norwish Smearz was.

Something to do with Norway?

by altkev February 10, 2013

Hot Smear

A never ending ass wipe job. No matter how many wipes, the paper still is smeared. It’s undaunting. One never really feels fully clean after a hot smear.

My ass is all itchy today. I had a Hot smear this morning and haven’t feel right since.

After two rolls of toilet paper, I have up on my Hot smear.

I had a Hot smear this morning and wound up with a skid mark this afternoon. I really need to make better dietary choices.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

smearing

Blatantly ignoring somebody on social networks by using emojis or stickers as a reply.

I've never had a full conversation with Brittany, she's always smearing! *smh*

by Ionlemonpoo September 4, 2014

SMEAR

A famous Los Angeles tagger turned gallery artist. He started killing the streets of LA hard in 1997 and has been painting canvas since about 2005. He's been featured in numerous Los Angeles Times articles, one of which revealed his identity (Cristian Gheorghiu) to the masses after a highly publicized graffiti arrest in 2009.

I was walking down Sunset and saw Smear tags like on fucking everything!

Are you going to the Opening of Smear's artshow on Friday?

by Slimey Sal August 17, 2011