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Shrinkled

When an item, including, but not limited to clothing or other materials shrinks and becomes wrinkled.
My son’s new shirt became shrinkled after laundering.
by Cooldigs May 24, 2019
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When something shrinks by wrinkling
You're brain must be shrinkled from all that binge-watching.
by forevergood August 20, 2019
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shminklepoop

What a shminklepoop class!
by Shminklepoop June 8, 2020
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Shrinkle

Typically this occurs when a male jumps into a cold lake or pool, and his member becomes shrunken, and wrinkled; ergo, the Shrinkle
Guy 1: Man I got out of the pool to take a piss but I’ve got a shrinkle-type situation going on.
Guy 2: Yeah I hear ya
by Dneeko July 12, 2020
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The wrinkles of skin on a penis when one experiences shrinkage. Can occur when shrinkage is brought on by cold, water, fear, post-coitus, or any other reasons.
I had some weird dick cheese caught up in my shinkle after an epic sexcapade
by Mykl66 November 23, 2020
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When a male bends over and willingly accepts penetration from another male. Named for Norman Shinkle, former state senator of Michigan, who bent over for Donald Trump when he tried to overthrow American democracy.
Wow, look at that gay guy get shinkled by another gay guy.
by Wally Wahoo November 23, 2020
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Shinkle. verb.

To fail to do one's legal duty because of conspiracy theories.

The term derives from Norm Shinkle's 15 minutes of fame as a Republican member of the four member Michigan State Board of Canvassers who's job was merely to recognize the counties election results as certified but took hours of many public servants time to investigate, without legal authority, multiple conspiracy theories that had already been rejected by courts and employing a double standard in minor voting irregularities between predominantly black and white precincts.
County Heath Department Restaurant Inspector: I probably should cite you for this complaint and your not requiring masks during this pandemic, but meh, I think it is a democratic hoax. I'm just gonna Shinkle this report.
by Scottula November 23, 2020
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