Shaver's Remorse

When a Person regrets, or rues shaving any attatched hair from their body.

mannnnnn i really miss my hair. I think I have "Shaver's Remorse."

by kkkkiller July 8, 2010

shovel fighting team

A team which consists of ugly women who compete against teams of other ugly women in the sport of shovel fighting. Ugly facial features, missing teeth, facial hair, a manly voice as well as other manly features are common physical traits of shovel-fighters.

Chris- "Man, I met this girl on one of those online dating sites and she looked nothing like her pictures."

John- "Was she really ugly??"

Chris- "Dude, she looked like she was captain of the Russian shovel fighting team!"

by bigcatspecial May 28, 2010

Shaved Peach

A smooth, bald pussy. Absolutely succulent.

I dribbled off her panties for the first time to discover the most beautiful, juicy shaved peach.

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

pumpkin shovel

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

for the love of god, shut the damn pumpkin shovel already!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

Barf-Shivers

Recalls the shivering sensation that often follows a prolonged period of retching. Invokes feelings of profound disgust or discomfort.

"Seriously, the thought of her nasty garlicly shit-breath in my face for another two hours gave me the barf-shivers."

by Dex Abbott January 23, 2009

Go shave your llama

Go fix your problems/ fuck off

Go shave your llama dude, you're seriously causing problems around here

by Thellamaqueen September 30, 2015

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021