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shlong muffin

term used to describe the end of the cock.
relates to the similaities between the shape of a muffin and the shape of the bell.
She was eating on my shlong muffin all night
by Big Ant May 24, 2006
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sheon

Sheon is born with natural beauty. She is shy at first but outgoing once you are close to her. She has beautiful eyes and can make people laugh. She’s not fake and helps people with anything.
Be like sheon.
You are like sheon.
by Hieeyyyy June 8, 2019
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Shiton!

A word that most fortnite players use when they get a kill
Mongral: HES 1 HES 1
Kid: *Dies*
Mongral: FUCKIN SHITON!
by Mamzmzmskksskzp August 23, 2020
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Seton Hall University

A school conveniently located right in the hood. Some people from the hood somehow make it into the school. As a result of its shitty location, the whole school is blocked off from society by a large metal fence, and you have to ID and swipe to do the simplest of actions (like enter the parking lot) and enter your building. Further, you are not allowed to have a car if you are not a commuter or don't have an internship..regardless if you are a senior or freshman.. A lot of the people there are New York/New Jersey rich, snotty kids, so if you're not like that then it is highly suggested not to go to this school. or else you will transfer after one semester, just like yours truly.
non shu student: hey hows Seton Hall University treatin ya?

shu student: it sucks i transferred. when they asked where i said i didn't care as long as i never had to look at south orange, nj again in my life
by Sheriff69 October 19, 2011
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shlong

matt really loved the guys shlong.
by haliebop October 10, 2008
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Shitons

Noun (plural). A particularly obnoxious group of people who generally are despised by another person or group, such as in-laws by a husband or wife. A contraction of "shit on" as their behavior is woefully destructive.
Dad was out watering the lawn when he saw the Buick Roadmaster stationwagon round the corner with Aunt Midge at the wheel, bellowing at her brood of brats in back, who were engaged in some kind of wrestling match.

"The shitons are coming!" he warned.
by Tummy AuGratin February 28, 2006
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shlong

Misspelling of the world "schlong," or penis. Probably derived from the German "schlange" for snake, which, pronounced in German, must have sounded like "schlong" to native English speakers.
Wow, that horse has got a pretty huge schlong. I don't know if those fifth graders on their field trip to the zoo should be seeing this.
by anonymous January 2, 2004
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