Steamed Clams

1) an excuse as to why there is smoke coming out of your oven
2) a dish often confused for Steamed Hams

1)Chalmers: why is there smoke. Oming out of your oven
Skinner:oh, that's not smoke, thats steam. Steam from the Steamed Clams we're having.
2)Chalmers: I thought you said we were having Steamed Clams

Skinner: Oh no, i said Steamed Hams. Thats what I call hamburgers

by TheRogueChicken July 21, 2019

Double Steam

When smoking in a shower (college dorm, apartment) the steam carries the smell away insuring the smoker is not discovered. Double steam is the proper procedure for clearing marijuana smoke. One must have the shower steaming while smoking ( best to use a bong or bubbler because the water helps cool and filter the smoke) and then leave the hot water running for a minute after the smoking is done. Then turn the water to cold and leave the bathroom. it will take about 3-4 mins to clear the steam. once the steam is cleared turn the water back to hot for at least 10 mins before shutting off the shower. this method is best for removing smell and works. also it is acceptable to say "mischief managed" in celebration after the smoke session.

jack: mike, make sure to double steam so the RA's dont smell it

by collegekid1910 May 27, 2011

Steam

An app by valve software that sells downloads of games old and new and usurps you of your money.

I spent $100 on Steam and I haven't even played half of the games I bought.

by Cerebrate 1138 October 31, 2014

Steamboat hot

Term describing a girl who holds the standing of "hot" merely because she lives in Steamboat Springs, Colorado where women are scarce in population creating an artificially inflated demand for them. In any other major metropolitan area said girl would only merit an average at best.

Yeah, I mean she's Steamboat hot, but I could do much better in Denver this weekend.

by RevelAndDance March 4, 2011

steamin’ Trump dump

An increasingly popular but illegal activity seen on the Hollywood Walk of Fame where red-blooded American risk takers drop their drawers and take a dump on the Apprentice in Chief’s 5-point terrazzo and brass star.

The hefty fine I had to pay for the rare pleasure of taking a steamin’ Trump dump was a very small price indeed!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 14, 2019

Keyboard Steamer

When a co-worker e-mails you something to work on that is half ass and resembles a a big turd.

Hey Mike, thanks for that keyboard steamer, i was up all night cleaning that pile of crap you call work!!

by mikeywalnuts March 6, 2009

getting steamed

This is British slang used amongst teenagers. It's a way of saying getting wasted or drunk. It just means they're going to buy some cheap alcohol and get drunk off their faces.

Chav 1 - What ya doing this weekend mate?
Chav 2 - Getting steamed at this sick party, bro. You?
Chav 1 - Safe. I'm going swimming.

by Popsicle21 October 10, 2009