Shortcuck

When the dwarves gather for their annual cucking. Usually occurs during the summer months as the dawrves hide during the winter.

Guy 1: hey man you wanna hang this weekend?
Guy 2: sorry I got my family’s big ol shortcuck.

by ChaoticWanderer April 2, 2019

Shortstacking

The act of one party laying flat upon another, usually face down with limbs extended.

Nah man, I didn’t get any play last night we just ended up shortstacking for a couple hours.

by Joeyrigatone August 10, 2022

Shartbark

When a dog or person so violently voices their opinion that they accidentally projectile squirt diarrhoea out their anus at the same time.

1) my dog drank too much sea water at the beach and shartbarked all over our kitchen floor when we didn’t let him outside in time.

2) I was In competition for the last car space at the shops and I could see the lady opposite me (likely named Karen) going to town at me for trying to take her spot, unfortunately for her she shartbarked and the splash back off her rear window caught her by surprise, I seized the moment and swooped into the space leaving her behind to deal with her splatterhouse of horror.

by TheNortoSaurus February 10, 2023

Strawberry Shortdick

A ginger with a small dick, used primarily as an insult

Be quiet "Strawberry Shortdick."

by Anal parade April 17, 2017

Strawberry Shortcake

A word found in the Nictionary (Nicki Minaj dictionary) and is used to describe a person who is focused on beef and drama rather than themselves and getting their money.

“That bitch is such a strawberry shortcake.”

by Suckafreemaraj May 3, 2021

Strawberry Shortcake

Someone with golden-red/bronze hairs in their beard. Prominent with people from Aberdare, particularly a man called Mr. Short.

An avid fan of Fed Smoker. "What's up there chomo".

Popular quotes:- "Flecked Flag Down!" "Fuck aye cunt" "He loves water sports" "By Smec" (in reference to the previous conversation go to touchmycamerathroughthefence.org for more information) "Sob into a crusty sock".

Bleed: You got some ginger hair in your beard!

Mr. Short: No you purple nob cunt they brown hairs see.

Mr. Newton: Strawberry Shortcake!

Mr. Short: CUNT 6m shaft.

by MEMEMEOW69999 January 19, 2022

Strawberry Shortcake

When you wake up to yo man playing the piano and then you guys have intercourse on the piano while he closes the lid and slams it on your head repeatedly and then nuts on your bloody scalp. the cum and blood mix resulting in a strawberry shortcake

Employee: “Hi Boss I need to call out of work for today”.
Employer: “Why? What’s going on?”
Employee: “My niga gave me a strawberry shortcake last night”.

by Finleyscallion April 17, 2022