by Vcsm August 25, 2018
Get the Shamful mug.A Jew who is only shomer with Certain people and at Certain times.
Someone who doesn’t touch members of the opposite sex for religious reasons, however when a hottie wants to hook up, they make an exception.
Someone who doesn’t touch members of the opposite sex for religious reasons, however when a hottie wants to hook up, they make an exception.
My friend Shifra, told me she was shomer but I saw her touch Dovid the other day so I guess she’s Selectively Shomer.
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Person 1: her Rivka wanna hook up on the next Shabbaton?
Rivka: no I’m shomer
Person 2: hey Rivka wanna hook up on the The next Shabbaton?
Rivka: omfg of course babe
Person 1: What? I thought you were shomer?!?
Rivka: haha no I’mSelectively Shomer!
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Person 1: her Rivka wanna hook up on the next Shabbaton?
Rivka: no I’m shomer
Person 2: hey Rivka wanna hook up on the The next Shabbaton?
Rivka: omfg of course babe
Person 1: What? I thought you were shomer?!?
Rivka: haha no I’mSelectively Shomer!
by @sarahbellaweasley December 29, 2019
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by Jean-Claude van Damme August 18, 2006
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Get the shomer mug.Shoft is a word started in Bloomington, Illinois that is used to as a form of verbal victory in a canversation or debate. In basics, the word "shoft" is the new "burned" or "Boom Roasted". The word can be used in its present tense, (shoft), past tense (shofted) or future tense, (shofting). To understand this word in its full effect, please refer to the examples.
Person A: Hey whats up dawg?
Person B: Your moms a Dawg...
Person C: dang, you just got Shofted
Person B:**Cries and runs away**
Person B: Your moms a Dawg...
Person C: dang, you just got Shofted
Person B:**Cries and runs away**
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Get the Shoft mug.The romantic involement/ flirting of two actors, who are not actually roamantically involeved, who are involved in a play, playing characters who are romantically involed with each other.
by Peter George April 4, 2004
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