Al Sharpton

The poster boy for stupid.

Al Sharpton would do the world a favor by getting a real job and/or just sucking on a hose pipe.

by New York City Dave July 3, 2008

sharpton

n1: the product of defecation, i.e. "A steaming pile of sharpton"
n2: a particularly difficult, irritable and smelly act of defecating
v: defecating, i.e. "I have to sharpton so bad"

Ew, that post-Taco Bell sharpton was rank.

Wow, that sharpton took an hour and a half...now I'm covered in sweat and feel violated.

by benmeade April 26, 2007

not the sharpest tool in the shed

A gentle way to say that someone is just unintelligent.

-Danny failed his third test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.

by Golan September 23, 2005

sharps

Medical needles; syringes

Always dispose of used sharps in a proper hazard container.

by talk2me-JCH2 February 21, 2021

Al Sharpton Syndrome

When you have to stir shit up to stay relevant

Damn Fauci wanting us to wear masks again i swear he has Al Sharpton Syndrome

by JB227890 March 18, 2022

sharp knees

A judgment leveled against an otherwise perfectly proportioned, if not slightly trim, and pleasant looking woman. Generally uttered by a male who is way below her class.

Yeah sure she is really nice looking, but I wouldn't hit that. I mean look at those sharp knees!

by Dwight Frank September 30, 2005

Sharp shooter

A very classy man who knows how to smooth talk his way out or into anything.

Man John always gets into the clubs! He's a damn sharp shooter when it comes to bouncers.

by School-bus-bus December 24, 2007