shnap

The act of taking a shit and napping at the same time. Usually done in office work settings, the shnap allows one to nap at work without getting hassled by the boss.

I was mad drunk last night, so I had to take an hour shnap in the handicap stall(ahh shnap).

by dale_e3 August 30, 2005

shnap

Its like....OH SHIT!

It can be used as a positive or negative connotation.

OH SNAP...that girl is off the hook (hot)

or....

oh shnap man...dont kill me please!

by jinome May 01, 2003

shnap

When something is extremly exiting.
Also when someone is good looking

Oh Shnap! I got tickets to the 50 Cent concert!
Oh Shnap! That girl is foine!

by greeny October 26, 2003

shnap

A word used to express intense emotion, excitement, or aggravation.

Oh, schap bro, lets fuck shit up!
or
Oh, schap! I just rear-ended that girl's car!

by aaaaaaaa December 11, 2003

shnap

A short nap. Often the act of physically laying down without falling asleep.

Hey Sabrina, wanna take a shnap? I'm awful tired but I still want to go out on the town for a spell.

by brynliejohnston January 26, 2015

shnap

When infront of the parents and you dont want to cus but you slip up and start saying shit but at the last minute change it to snap and it comes out shnap.

*you stub your toe*
-SH...nap shnap

by Madam awesome May 01, 2009

Shnap

When one takes a nap while sitting on the toilet. The shnap generally occurs at the work place and is the result of over eating, a bad hangover, boredom or a combination of the three. In order for one to take a shnap, he/she does not need to actually take a shit. The purpose of the shnap is that toilet may be the only place an employee can nap during the day.

I was so hungover on Friday that I went and took a shnap around lunch time. When I woke up 15min later I tried to stand up, but my legs were completely asleep, so I sat down and took another shnap.

by mountie21 October 14, 2009