Shamone

Rest In Peace Michael Jackson - Shamone !

Today we lost a musical genius and perhaps the creator of what we now know as dance. We haven't lost what he taught us though - Shamone !

by fan of mj June 26, 2009

shmonday

when you had a shitty sunday so your gonna take monday off and make it your good sunday

Bob: is today sunday?

Bill: yeah it is

Bob: it sucked

Bill: yeah it did

Bob: i think i will take a shmonday tomorrow

by achflemmed April 16, 2009

Shmonologist

One who is experienced, determined and knowledgeable in the various methodologies of Monica and the classifications of inventive and inspirational terms.

"Hey fellow Shmonologist , have you analysed the new Monty Ton?"

"Oh no, i haven't got around to it yet, I thought I'd start with the Mon-casserole"

by NuclearEfficacy May 17, 2010

Shmonked

When someone smokes too much dank and there high af

Me and my bro lit a fat J yesterday we both got so shmonked, we couldn't even remember where we were.

by Dronenpilot July 28, 2018

Shmoner

A boner that one contracts whilst reciting the Jewish prayer, the “shmonah esrei”

“I had a shmoner during shacharis this morning”

“Read the magic touch, bro. It’ll change your life.”

by applestrudelman May 12, 2019

Ain't no shmoney

When not even no shmoney don't be enough.

Tyrone is such a shitty nigga, ain't no shmoney gone make'im attractive.

by Lifs September 26, 2023

Schmongdingle

Predominantly used in cod by Sub1imity to describe people being shit on in cod.

Did you see that? I just schmongdingled that kid across the map.

by TKola August 27, 2017