shmecka

Taking one's penis freshly coated with vaginal juices and smacking it across the face of either the female whom the juices came from or another person, making a wet smacking sound.

After a round with Linda, I nailed Bob with a shmecka while he was sleeping on the couch.

by AceofBlades October 8, 2017

Shmookie

Is something that you love so much or is a very cute animal, can be used to refer to pretty much anything. Once you start using it, you'll know.

When seeing a cute animal you might say "Oooo look at that shmookie. That's the cutest shmookies I have every seen!"
Or
When referring to a significant other "I love you shmookie, thanks for the best valentines day ever."
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CAN ALSO BE USED AS A VERB: "Give me a shmooks." means "Give me a kiss".

by BobSaget94 January 24, 2023

Shmackular

Meaning terrific or amazing, usually in a sarcastic way

That fella's jawline is totally Shmackular

by niggsPlop! September 7, 2023

homeschooled shmuck

a person that thinks their cool but their just a homeschooled shmuck

You homeschooled shmuck!

by Joel traw January 28, 2017

Blizzy Shmacked

its when you get a curling iron and smack a fat hoe across her big ass forehead like a pimp with a $40,000 chain consumed from his wide selection of hoes ranging tall, short, or morbidly obese bitches then you 1, 2 the hoe like mike tyson.

(tyrone)- i just Blizzy Shmacked the fuck out this fat ass hoe on foenem

by BootySucker18000.19 ILikeAss August 19, 2021

Shmonkey

The ultimate killing machine. The agility of a money, with the power of a shark. Two words combined = shmonkey

One swung down from a tree and bit me. God damn shmonkey. shmonkey

by save_the_shmonkeys November 21, 2010

Shmuck

The Foreskin that is removed from the Penis during a circumcision is the correct definition of shmuck.

Only a shmuck would would would stand up a woman on a date.

by AJK March 1, 2004