Sement

Semen that has dried and become hardened.

I forgot to clean up after ejaculating, and I found sement on my blanket 3 hours later.

by Holy Dinosaur Pussy Eater June 28, 2019

Charlie Sheentini

Basicly take every strong alcohol invented and mix into a giant margarita glass and garnish the glass with a pure white cocaine rim and soon my friends you too will be WINNING

Guy 1: "I feel like these 7 gram rocks arnt getting me fucked up enough"
Guy 2: " Bro no worries, ill make you a drink that will make you feel like Charlie Sheen himself, i call it the Charlie Sheentini"

by winning21 April 26, 2011

Shent

An enormous shirt. Derived from the words shirt and tent.

Dang! That lady in front of the line has like 10 shents she's paying for! O_o

by Master S XXII June 28, 2010

shmants

SHort Man pANTS.

Capri pants worn by men that are too long to be considered shorts but too short to be considered pants and too gay to be considered acceptable. Popular with gay men and black men or any metrosexual dude who has nice ankles to show off.

Wow, nice shmants dude.

by Salvo October 19, 2007

shmelting

The melting feeling you get when you are under the influence of marijuana.

Look at him over there shmelting away.

by Better than you school since 1855. September 10, 2006

Shmelt

A person who you find less popular, uncool, a noob or a loser.

Guy 1: Haha, look at Erick.
Guy 2: Yeah I know, he's such a shmelt.

by haha_you're_a_turtle December 22, 2008

shmeat

n., a lab-created meat product; essentially, animal tissue which has been cultured for the purpose of consumption without harm to animals.

PETA is a fan of shmeat.

by Joe Vegetarian December 18, 2008