schlumpy

Poor quality, looking less then adequate,grotesque condition and in need of improvement

Susan inspected the conditions of the department and found the conditions to be schlumpy and not up to par.

by super-sprout November 23, 2015

shwumpy

Rough, uneven, or cracked pavement or other type of ground. Something that would not be desirable to travel over with small wheels such as those of a skateboard.

I don't think I can roll through this way, the sidewalk's all shwumpy!

by crookie_monster May 31, 2016

Slumpy Henderson

A name used to describe someone who is tired, lazy, unmotivated or is otherwise exhausted or incapacitated.

What did end up doing on Saturday?
Oh geez, not shit I was a Slumpy Henderson after Friday night.

Na, I don't think I'll make it tonight I'm slumping like a Henderson
ah c'mon don't be a Snooby Haglar.
I totally would, but I've working all day, I'm the slumpiest of Hendersons right now.

by Zephyr Amadeus August 12, 2017

shlump booty

When someone is to an extreme point of exhaustion or incapacitated from a fight where the can't move their body/booty.

(Person1): Damn that nigga got knocked the fuck out.

(Person2): Yea, that man shlump booty.

by Zambezi May 23, 2017

Shlump

An iteration of the slang word "slump" used to refer to a state of being excessively intoxicated, either from weed, alcohol, both, or a combination of other substances.

Friend 1: Get up bro we gotta go, this party's dead as shit.

Friend 2, on the floor: nah nigga im shlump

by WolfFangFist March 8, 2018

Schlumpy Schlump

slang for sleep. Can be used as an adjective to describe someones mood for a day. use this term when you are so tired the only thing you care to do is rub your Weiner. say it as soon as you hit the hay and slowly sink into the pillow.

adj: damn mike looks schlumpy schlump

noun: its schlumpy schlump time or I can't wait to go schlumpy schlump

by yerpdaddy January 25, 2019

shlumpt

a synonym for tired, or can be used as someone who IS sleeping.

Friend: bro u good?

You: nah bro im shlumpt

Ex. 2

Friend: bro this party is crazy
Friend 2: bro look this nigga is shlumpt

by anonymous February 6, 2022