Shlongdezvous

Shlongdezvous - Some kind of meeting with the intention on receiving shlong.

Elizabeth has a four O-clock shlongdezvous with a guy she met on Bumble.

by KingOfGawk July 10, 2021

shlongeaser

A person who listens to Brockhampton while reading manga.

Is Ethan listening to Brockhampton while reading that anime book? What a shlongeaser!

by chancesloth October 15, 2021

Shlongtermalzheimentia

Someone who has short and long term memory loss that comes and goes either way but never in a pattern. His particular individuals can't forget what they're talking about while they're speaking about it. But at the same time remember things that happened days ago that are now irrelevant.

I swear Danny has shlongtermalzheimentia, he can't remember stealing denos stuff but he can remember donating candy to the foster foundation!

by That dude 1time March 3, 2023

Shlonkers

When a oversized or overly large appearing pair of footwear such gym shoes are clearly bigger than the wearer’s feet but still fit the wearers feet.

Bro pulled up wearing them Amazon shlonkers to school in his shorts with them skinny ass ankles exposed. My boi lookin like a tictac with shaq’s shoes.

by Mr.KrabbzKachow July 24, 2024

Shlongberg

A penis that is hung to about the size of a iceberg

"Brother your shlongberg is massive and will never fade."

by Notborn withlength February 7, 2025

Lankey shlankey

Lankey shlankey is a more family friendly term to describe a massive fucking penis, it can be used while there is a small kid around who won't know what it means

person 1 - that's a lankey shlankey ya got there
persons 2 - why thank you
Kid - What?

by Koffash and YouTube October 29, 2020

Donkey Slonkey

When you're fucking someone from behind, and you hug them around their stomach so tightly that they make donkey sounds.

I gave your mom a Donkey Slonkey last night. Bitch.

by MegaYote September 1, 2021