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shitputining

He was up all night shitputining about the war in Ukraine.
by MCHortington April 7, 2024
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Shitcunt

Born 25 June, original name (Packett Ho) found her way into the shitcunt hall of fame by sucking off any walking person to get a shot
Racquel Sloss the shitcunt will know who to get a bag from
by Chris Bromley August 18, 2024
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shitcuntedness

Adjective describing a person who done something really bad that affected another persons life in a disrespect but unknowing way.
The car in front veered of the road and kicked up stones and broke my window, Fucking annoyed…..nothing ya can do about this but eat hard dick and cop the wrath of his shitcuntedness.
by anonymous August 22, 2024
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Shitcunt

Shitcunt (noun)
Definition:
A bounty hunter who’s basically a walking lawsuit. Breaks more laws than the criminals they chase, assaults innocent people like it’s a hobby, and somehow still thinks they’re the good guys. The human equivalent of a brick through your window—loud, violent, and completely unnecessary.
Example 1:
"Dave’s a shitcunt. Tried to arrest his own reflection last week and ended up punching a pensioner. Now he’s banned from three counties and a pub quiz."

Example 2:
“When those shitcunts showed up at my door, I told them I didn’t have the guy they wanted. They still beat me up. Guess I’m now their new target.”

Example 3:
“If shitcunts were a sport, they’d be gold medalists in ‘How to Ruin Your Life by Being a Bellend.’”

Example 4:
Foxx Recovery are shitcunts that run a below average YouTube channel.
by anonymous June 8, 2025
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Shitcunt

Shitcunt (noun)
Definition:
A bounty hunter who treats the law like a suggestion and violence like a hobby. Known for breaking more laws than the criminals they chase, often assaulting anyone who looks at them funny—because subtlety is for people who don’t get paid by the hour.
Example 1:
"Dave’s a shitcunt. Tried to arrest his own reflection last week and ended up punching a pensioner. Now he’s banned from three counties and a pub quiz."

Example 2:
“When those shitcunts showed up at my door, I told them I didn’t have the guy they wanted. They still beat me up. Guess I’m now their new target.”

Example 3:
“If shitcunts were a sport, they’d be gold medalists in ‘How to Ruin Your Life by Being a Bellend.’”
by anonymous June 8, 2025
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shitpantanese

the language a fart uses or audible sound from your anus.
my girlfriend is bilingual, every time she farts she speaks shitpantanese
by shitpantanese January 18, 2026
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Senorita Shitpants

Fictional Hispanic character who has shitty undergarments. Mentioned/referenced in times of annoyance
Mate you've dropped all the eggs!

Oh, Senorita Shitpants!
by donkawunt November 22, 2011
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