Shitmate

2 or more individuals who shit at the same time everyday.

John: Hey, did you know Jessica is my shitmate?
Mike: Woah! that’s cool man.

by IHaveAShitmate November 1, 2022

shituation

The circumstance that arises when a baby's poop is so explosive that it transcends the bonds of the diaper. May be exacerbated by the flailing tyke's tendency to "spread the news" with involuntary arm and leg motion. Usually demands the attention of multiple adults.

Some shituations can only be properly addressed with a garden hose.

by Kurt Merkle May 9, 2006

shitkittens

(interjection) An expression of irritation or anger that exploits the ironic juxtaposition of the scatalogical expletive "shit" with the harmless fluffy imagery of kittens. Also alludes to the colloquialism that one is so nervous/upset that one could birth kittens, or shit something unusual.

Oh shitkittens! I left my cell phone at home.

by Sarah Keebs August 30, 2005

[Shitmatism]

Shitmatism - Ability to cause a trance like state when talking absolute bullshit to someone...!

"You should have heard that guy over there...! He was so convincing with his verbal bullshit, the woman he is talking to is in a complete state of Shitmatism...!

by Chrisso.Australia August 5, 2009

Shit Kat

A melted kit kat
Or
A chick who gets into bed with you and soils herself because she nervous

I got in bed with some shit kat fat bitch the other day, it was nasty homez.

by Chrisdamainman September 9, 2005

Shitka

A thin layered tissue, found in bathroom stalls, used as a barrier between the toliet seat and your ass.

Anita used the shitka to shield herself from the fecal matter on the toilet seat.

by Anita Blackman July 3, 2012

Shiteater

Leslie; Someone who enjoys engaging in a feast of fecies.

Shiteater Leslie changes diapers, just so she can eat cheaply.

by Dean S. November 26, 2004