When you wake up not sure where you are or where you've been. This usually happens after a night of drinking too much, or just enough. The first thing you deduce is where your at. The best is your own bed with a hottie. If not find your pants and try and find someone you know.
After this is done you check your cell phone to see who you called and texted. This may require apologies laterdepending on the time and what sounded good last night.
Then you start checking your surroundings, is that blood or pizza sauce all over my shirt? Why does my leg hurt when I try to stand? Where is my other shoe?
After you make sure that nothing requires medical attention its time to start calling your friends like sherlock holmes to figure out what the hell happened this morning.
After this is done you check your cell phone to see who you called and texted. This may require apologies laterdepending on the time and what sounded good last night.
Then you start checking your surroundings, is that blood or pizza sauce all over my shirt? Why does my leg hurt when I try to stand? Where is my other shoe?
After you make sure that nothing requires medical attention its time to start calling your friends like sherlock holmes to figure out what the hell happened this morning.
by cafiend March 27, 2008
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''hey, you got a tissue trail hanging out the back of your knickers''
''no shit, sherlock''
''but like, you've got a tissue tail hanging out the back of your knickers''
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''but like, you've got a tissue tail hanging out the back of your knickers''
''no shit sherlock, its the latest craze!!''
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A expression used to descrive a very smart/intellegent/talented person who doesn't manage to reach success, and therefore has to live in poverty.
The term is created from a distortion of name of the great fictional detective, Sherlock Holmes.
The term is created from a distortion of name of the great fictional detective, Sherlock Holmes.
-Wow, this piano player is really good!
-Yes, I know, this is Glarinov. He is very talented, but no music experts eppreciate his talent, so he has to live as a Sherlock Homeless.
-Yes, I know, this is Glarinov. He is very talented, but no music experts eppreciate his talent, so he has to live as a Sherlock Homeless.
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Get the shollocks mug.1. Dude, you totally got shallocked last night. 2. That guy is getting a Shallocking, doesnt he know that guy is a Jew.
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