two-seating

driving with your right arm resting on the back of the passenger's seat

"Chains gleaming, switching lanes, two-seating..." -Nas in "Hero"

by asoiubnweks August 9, 2008

Shexting

Texting someone/someones that you know will respond before you are done taking a shit. Could perhaps prolong a shit if there are many respondents. This will result in crusty ass syndrome and it will be more difficult to wipe.

I was shexting this girl from the other night and she wants to go out with me

I have had the squirts all day so I've just been left with playing videogames and shexting my friends

by titoliston October 24, 2011

sheading

(verb) reading while taking a dump

A: "omg, what's taking you so long in there?"

B: "i'm sheading"

by Optimus' December 6, 2009

sheaing it

v. The act of consistantly obsessing about one individual, typically a female.

Dude, that guy likes her so much that he's fricken Sheaing it.

by DT_21 September 19, 2003

skeething

to have a hidden agenda when it comes to finding out information but not wanting to be obvious about it.

"my friend Shlaura and Bills have been hanging out a lot lately"- Person A
"huh. maybe I will ask Bills to hang out this weekend"-Person B
"don't be so skeething"-Person A

by freckles9999999999999999999 February 13, 2010

Shetting

It is when somebody tells you something and you already knew they would tell you they did it, but you give them instructions to do so, before they tell you they did it.

You gotta be shetting me! I cant believe you put that there before I told you, even though you know I would say that! No Shett!

Also spelled - shettin'

by Spitfirezero January 10, 2012

shexting

The art of texting when shitting, also texting someone while they are shiitng when you are shitting

When I was on the toilet, I was shexting Amber. She was also on the toilet and she was shexting me back.

by Mario from the Burgh March 21, 2009