seadonkey

A girl who is unattractive due to face, weight, or personality who is notoriously difficult to get rid of. A girl who doesn't get the obvious hints that they are not wanted.

Man: Gee, you seem pretty tired, I will call you a cab.

Seadonkey: Oh, I'm not too tired. I can stay.

or

Seadonkey: Thats ok, I will just crash here.

by Leah SG September 8, 2006

Sheldon

Adj,

A person who does not have the cognitive ability to read the room.

Also:
A person who does not know when to shut the fuck up and when to talk.

-- Albert and John at a funeral of John´s father --

Albert: So Albert, we should hit the party tonight
John: Jeez Albert, you are a sheldon

-- Troy at a fast food restaurant with friends eating --

Troy: This sauce is more like body fluids and this meat looks like human feces and...
Everyone: (Interrupting him) JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, We are eating SHELDON!!

by matin69 July 13, 2023

sedona

The best person you will ever meet, she's so great your usually jelous of her and wish you had as many friends. A complete social butterfly and also meeting new people. Usually short but has super curly hair and a BIG BUTT. The besets friend ever wanted, a good listener and a okay advice giver. Always free to hangout except for when she is doing sports or some practice for yet another talent she has. An angelic voice that never fails to sound beautiful . just downright the most perfect. person ever.

"Where were you all day? I haven't seen you!"
"Sorry I was just with my bff Sedona"

by itsrightandyouknowit November 13, 2018

Sedona Syndrome

Sedona Syndrome is a physical condition in which a belly dancer has uncontrollably large movements while dancing, walking, and even general interaction. This syndrome often involves large kicks that replace small steps as well as emphasized upper chest movements. Sedona Syndrome originated in Lancaster, CA where Sedona, the belly dancer, began her career in dance. Loved by many and passed down to students, this syndrome may (and most commonly) cause your performance to be more exciting, energetic, and enthusiastic. Sedona Syndrome is highly contagious, although not harmful to your dance career.

Suggested remedy for attempting to contract Sedona Syndrome is to rub, touch, kiss, or borrow the costume of another dancer with Sedona Syndrome. Within one to two weeks, are sure to come down with this syndrome. We recommend that you settle in and enjoy!

Wow, that move was over the top! You must have Sedona Syndrome.

by TribalBellyDancer January 5, 2010

Sedona'd

To make a small error which results in large and unexpected karmic consequences.

Ted took a rock from the National Park, even when it said not to. The national park took his keys and threw them down a waterfall. He got Sedona'd

by BTH45 June 17, 2013

Selmonk

Synonym of homosexual.
A Selmonk is someones who's gayness is off the charts dawg.

"This bitch is not only a crate but she's a fucking Selmonk too"

by nourinou January 29, 2020

Sheldon

A button.

Sheldon is so fucking cute.
Sheldon went on vacation.

by A279741 April 26, 2022