secks bocks

verb) putting someone in a bocks and secksing them until they giggle

dang i want to put that pony rider in a secks bocks

by ponybuck February 12, 2008

Homer Seckshwul

A prank call name. Use it on a bartender.

You: I'm looking for Mr. Seckshwul. First name, Homer

Bartender to customers: Hey, is there a Homer Seckshwul in here?

Customers: *laughs*

BArtender: *gets mad*

by Jon December 22, 2004

surprise butt secks

An unexpected anal sex. Can be used to surprise someone painfully (best method for rapist).

You may see some unpleasant results for surprising them.

PARIS: Hah you can't surprise me painfully...
MAN: Oh yeah?
*Shoves the penis in the anus*
PARIS: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAN: Holy Fuck....

surprise butt secks

by MrXman September 20, 2010

secks

The way geeks spell something they will never get.

3y3 w4nt t3h 53ck5!

by urbandictionary.com May 23, 2004

Seggs

Seggs is bad. Seggs make you prego. 🤰

Don't have seggs.

by Taninchan May 20, 2021

secksay

(uncommon) Net-slang for "sexy". Also can be used as "cool" or anything with an equivilant to that.

Ex#1: Man that guy's secksay..

Ex#2: My new shirt is so secksay. ^~

by Me May 5, 2003

seggsy

To be sexy and also an egg

Did you see those seggsy eggs?
They were teh seggsiest!

by Eggsploder November 4, 2011