Snurtle

When someone so slow you can't tell if they a snail or a turtle

Cherie: " What's taking that dude so long?"

Brady: "That snurtle only moves in one speed. I'm gonna fire him."

by Super Shredder February 12, 2022

Scuttleheads

It's what's wrong with this country.

Too many goddamn scuttleheads

by foootballislife May 30, 2022

scuttleheads

The ones to blame everything on.

"Those scuttleheads!!" -Norm Macdonald

by Godjohnson May 31, 2022

Scuttlebug

A person who plays position very well but doesnt reveal anything but what they want to reveal out of their spot

The scuttlebug does an excellent job of making examples but can never seem to accomplish it's own love

by funkyfunkyfresh November 4, 2022

coal scuttle

The everyday bullshit that you have to go through at work, but can apply to any situation. You try and try to deal with the shit, but the shovel and bucket are too small. It’s a never ending battle that will ultimately bury you.

The client forgot to tell us about the “unexpected” 500 orders that came in and our billion dollar company is so cheap that they still haven’t upgraded our shitty system to handle the workload. It’s a coal scuttle.

by Strikeitbill January 6, 2019

Slurtle

Is half sloth and half turtle. Loves basket balls - if you take away the slurtles ball for more than 5 seconds it will die. IT HATES SPIDERS. It lives on Slurtle Island. It is very unusual and unique. If you be mean to the Slurtle , it will bite you! Be careful and have fun with Slurtles! ( there’s a girl in my class who is a Slurtle)

Omg I saw the Slurtle!!

by LucianaXllamas April 21, 2021

Scuttle

A form of crouching; crouch walking at a fast pace towards or away from someone. Male only; most females are afraid of the scuttle (Erin Galler).

ALSO A THIGH BURNING WORKOUT!

2010 World Champion Scuttler = Chris Mueller

That scuttle actually killed my thighs

Dude lets scuttle

by RelleumSirhc April 20, 2010