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scouting report

When a friend who is already at a bar, party, event, etc., calls or texts other friends to let them know if it's good/worth coming to. From the same term used in sports for other teams, prospects and the like.
P1: Is John's party tonight going to be any good?
P2: I don't know, I have to go cause I promised him I'd be there.
P3: Alright, send me a scouting report when you get there.
by m055 October 18, 2009
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salunting

performing oral sex on a woman while fingering her and also sticking a dildo in there for good measure
a third person may be necessary
this bus is almost as crowded as my wife's vagina after I gave her a good salunting last night
by astrolobos February 11, 2015
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Screating

Shes doesn't work she just sits on benefits screating all day
by Mattsc January 8, 2021
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Hard-Rubbish Scouting

Enjoying searching for awesome finds in hard-rubbish with a friend on a Sunday afternoon. At times may be depressing if a particularly awesome item is in disrepair or does not fit in vehicle.
Richelle: 'Do you think that awesome (insert piece of furniture whilst hard-rubbish scouting) will fit in your car?'
Danielle: 'Ugh! I can't believe someone would throw that out! It's amazing! It'll fit in the car no problems!'
Richelle: 'Roarsome!'
by GeorgiaCatt November 4, 2009
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Scrumming

The act or act thereof of homeless men/women having an orgy inside of your vehicle.
You parked in a bad area, when you got back to your car a few hobo's half dressed run away from it. Inside you find condoms, mouthwash and semen everywhere. They have been scrumming inside your vehicle. FFS!
by DJ WaffleIron August 21, 2012
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Scounting

/ˈskoundiNG/ (Verb)

The act of helping your accounting friend find a lady/ romance/ some action
The holiday party is coming up. we need to start scounting the other departments to find AJ a lady.
by Accounting guy November 24, 2014
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Pole scrubbing mustache

A mustache most commonly found on leather boys,i.e. Tom of Finnland. Must be large bushy and over the lip so that it scrubs the partners pole.
I dont know if Wilford Brimley is gay or not, I'm just saying he's got a pole scrubbing mustache.
by Brett Bennetts January 31, 2009
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