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crumb cruncher

a way of describing ones children, usually someone elses.
Take the little crumb crunchers to the mexican restaraunt on Wednesday..its kids eat free night
by Bubba D March 21, 2008
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granola cruncher

A person who is not a hippie, but into organic products and cares about the earth. They may wear birkenstocks with wool socks, mostly don't wear makeup, and are a genuinely laid back and cool group. You want tolerance? They won't go through the effort of causing drama - they'd rather be hiking.
A granola cruncher is a a tye-dye wearing, birkenstock wearing, tree hugging, laid back cool person.
by Granola June 15, 2007
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Scratcher

1. bed, a place to sleep and have a wee fly scratch of various body parts
2.An untalented tattoo artist. A tattoo artist who scratches up your skin rather than applying a clean smooth looking tattoo
3. A loose woman/man. A person who is sexually active. this refers to the fact they might have an s.t.d. that causes you to scratch yourself
4. A lazy person who does not have a clue. Refering to the fact that they are that dumb and lazy that they just stand there scratching their heads
5. Normally refered to a bitchy girl who might scratch in a fight
1. See ya all later I'm off to ma scratcher
2. That doughball in the tatoo shop is a right scratcher
3. See that wee cow I went home with last night i think she's a right wee scratcher
4. That Stephen never got that wall built today! yeh he's right scratcher
5. Watch out for that Angie she's a right scatcher
by Sukma June 27, 2007
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scrunter

A social class. Surprisingly (or not) one that crosses all accepted class structures. A scrunter cuts corners socially.
1. Always drops litter
2. Spills red wine on your furniture
3. Goes shopping in a paint splattered tracksuit
4. Leaves toilets in a mess
5. Is an inconsiderate housemate
6. Rough handles food in a supermarket or worse takes the lid off for a smell or a lick.
7. Smokes in public and always throws the butt in the urinal
8. Ditto chewing gum.
9. Spits in public.
10. Crunches large volumes of garlic and commutes by train.
11. Is fat and has the cheek to fly by plane but only book a single seat.
12. The list is endless but I think you get the picture.

** Don't waste a good word like scrunter as a derogatory name for a female!!**
by Brucester April 4, 2004
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Give A Guy Your Scrunchie Day

On November 8th you must give a guy your scrunchie because it’s international give a guy your scrunchie day
“Hey, it’s November 8th, Give A Guy Your Scrunchie Day.”
*gives scrunchie*
by Hoppydylan October 28, 2019
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number cruncher

1. an accountant or any one else who works with numerical data

2. a computer that can solve many problems at a fast rate
The number crunchers work harder than the rest of the company.
by Light Joker January 1, 2007
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Redneck scrunch

When people ( girls in particular) attempt to
Curl their uncurly hair though the use of many gell products. However, this process is ineffective and does not make those with straight hair, curly. This is commonly seen among many redneck and lazy girls.
Girls with uncurly hair who put lots
Of gell products in their hair repeatedly to make
It "seem" curly. It will not turn out curly but only " Redneck scrunch"
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