Scrumps

A smelly lil stinker

My bunghole is really Scrumps today.

by xookie November 12, 2004

scrump

a noun for a very small amount of something, especially a food or drink

Do you want a scrump of cheese for your salad?

by theAlphatard August 28, 2005

scrump

A chick so nasty and disgusting that even beer goggles won't do her justice.

Even from a distance and completely trashed, I could tell that Sharon was a complete scrump.

by Brian He October 20, 2005

scrump

Scating while Krumping, or having a stroke and seizure at the same time.

my uncle scrumped his way into the hoepital!

by heritic31 February 06, 2008

Santa Scrump

Having sex with a larger fat white man.

Man! I walked in on Linn getting Santa Scrumped by the Janitor!

by ~2` June 20, 2011

scrump couch

Someone's couch, usually a friend's or someone who has people over a lot, which always ends up being the location of sex at the end of the night for the wasted party-goers crashing at the party.

Dude, I got dibs on the scrump couch tonight. Natalia and I had to scrog in the bathroom last night. or... Dude, no way I'm sleeping on that thing, that's the scrump couch!

by Ternative December 03, 2006

Scrump's Law

No Twitter account with pronouns in bio has anything worthwhile to say

Don't get so worked up, by Scrump's Law his reply is worthless anyway.

by handyman910 May 25, 2018