scruffneck

A person that looks sloppy. Their hair is so greasy that it looks like someone poured Crisco on their head. They haven't washed their clothes in so long that their blue jeans are a gross shade of green. Their teeth always have left over food in them.

A person that takes hella bad short cuts when putting together their outfit. Their clothes looks so wrinkled that people assume it was pulled out of the dirty laundry. Nothing matches, they'll wear check board shorts with a polka dot t-shirt.

AND, their hair is always nappy!

1) Did you see who just walked out of your ma's house? That dude is such a scruffneck!

2) Girl , you can't let your kids run around looking like littlescruffnecksall the dang time.

by DiscoBunny October 3, 2016

scraffed

The process of scratching an orifice of any living creature and then having to vigorously smell the object/s used to scratch it. Whilst performing this action you must be dressed in a gimp suit whilst screaming 'Ainsley Harriott gave my meat a good ol' rub'.

"Hey dude, I finally scraffed Sophie last night. For some weird reason all I can smell is shit today."

by HDAM February 14, 2017

scuffelding

v. The act of scuffing ones shoes on the floor and making a sound so ear screechingly loud that it causes people form at least 5 miles away to have permanent hearing loss.

Guy: I hate watching basketball because of all that scuffelding that makes me deaf through my TV.

by Straight Trash May 27, 2017

Scuffles

Sexy shoes

Hey baby, put your scuffles on and get in here.

by Jeffery Turbo December 3, 2019

ScuffedCraft

An scuffed version of Minecraft made by the creator of this sentence.

I like ScuffedCraft! It's just like old Minecraft!

by TREE(?) January 7, 2022

spruffle

Following the consumption of truffle, or truffle products, your spunk smells and tatstes strongly of truffle. When you ejaculate with force at this time, it is referred to as spruffle or spruffling.

After a nice truffle pasta, my boyfriend loves it when I spruffle all over his arse.

by Spruffler October 2, 2022

spruffle

When you have had an expensive meal prepared with lots of truffle, which changes the scent and taste of sperm. When you ejaculate shortly after this is a spruffle or spruffling.

After eating that delicious truffle pasta, I spruffled all over my boyfriends face.

by Spruffler October 9, 2022