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scroggins

Sarah Scroggins was this fucking troll that lived in the woods near my russian village. She had this dumpy hat that was like a crumpled coffee bag or something and she used to eat my family's cats.
fuck, scroggins got in the cat pen again!!
by J January 11, 2005
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scrogitus

a disease in which one develops a strong urge to scrog all the time.
Bill: Holy shit dude, I can't stop screwing Betty. It's all that I think about. I just wanna fuck the shit out of her all day long.
Bob: Wow man, maybe you have scrogitus. You should get that checked out.
by fucktheflint October 12, 2005
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the scroinkler

The scroinkler is an incredible beast, often defined by it's cross-eyed stare. It has been described as scrongly, scroinkly, and squimshed. It is legally required to like the lil man.
Hey, have you heard of the scroinkler?

"No.."

Die.
by petetheman23 April 5, 2022
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scroingle

To slightly damage something, e.g. by creasing
I wouldn't buy that book. The page corners are scroingled.
by zagrebmike April 15, 2005
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Scroggins

A small hairy creature like something you would find in harry potter. its part squirrel and part spider. it makes a raspy hight pitched screeching noise that can get very annoying. its kind of a poof ball with 8 legs, claws, little squirrel ears. very small and can multiply quickly! the only way to kill them is to stomp on them but even that can prove difficult because of they are quick little buggers! by the way they have teeth and will bite!

can also be called a Scrogdor.
person one: Oh my gosh there is a scroggins on my head get it!!!

person two: I can't its to fast and i don't want it to bite me it could have rabies or something!
by little Dancer May 18, 2009
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scroggin

The little tab of foreskin that's left after circumcision.
I got my scroggin caught in my zipper once and had to go the ER to get it out.
by scroggin scratcher January 13, 2008
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scroking

a combination of scrubbing and stroking .Waking off in the shower in order to clean your family jewels.
A:dude how do i get this zit off my johnson?

B:scroking it in the shower should help that
by mabalz January 30, 2010
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