Scoot doo

Shit a polite way of saying shit

I took my dog to the park and he made a scoot doo

by Rabidlizard69 June 26, 2016

Scoot'in poop'in

When a dog's ( and sometimes people's) buttocks itch, they scoot on the floor to relieve the itch. On occasion this can be done at the same time as pooping, thus the name.

Yo! why does my dog keep on scoot'in poop'in

by someone on the date of : October 22, 2018

Scoot Job

If you have to ask you can't handle it.

Ben Jackson gives the worlds best scoot job.

by scootjob223 September 10, 2011

scoot ass

When someone wipes their ass on something other than toilet paper, esp something unwieldly like a couch or their room mates laundry. Just like dogs do on the grass.

Change the fucking channel or imma scoot ass all over your clean laundry.

by Bastard December 1, 2002

scoot 'n shoot

A sick maneuver attempted by those playing Gears of War, in which the player goes into a run, gets right up next to their opponent, then pulls the trigger with shotty. Guaranteed to blow them into pieces every time.
*note:
often cooler when you dive backwards after performing a scoot 'n shoot

Haha I've scoot 'n shoot'd that PlayinPro2121 kid 3 rounds in a row!

by RomeDogg February 25, 2008

Scoot the pooch

to "haul ass", or run from something, or hurry.

"Oh soot, it's the popo, scoot the pooch!"

by Tragonan January 22, 2009

Scoot gang

A gang of dumbass kids riding scooters

Look those kids are riding scooters they must be in a scoot gang

by Macdaddymason December 20, 2017