schnitzsnoggin

v. fellatio, especially when administered by a man. A portmanteau of the German "scnhitz," meaning "ween," and the British "snog"; lit. "kissing weens."

...and then I tricked him into snoggin' my schnitz.

Miguel would have schnitzsnogged him in a second.

Miguel invited me over for some tacos and then gave me the schnitzsnoggin of my life

by BigFeg October 21, 2010

Schnitzig

The unfortunate act of sneezing so hard that a bit of poo comes out. and in this moment you place your hand over your mouth in an over exaggerated polite fashion, whilst the other hand politely taps the bum...`Ooh Schnitzig!´ you exclaim!

The moment you sneezed: you place your hand over your mouth in an over exaggerated polite fashion, whilst the other hand politely taps the bum...`Ooh Schnitzig!´ you exclaim!

by Bethanias May 16, 2013

Schlitz shits

When you drink a 4-pack of schlitz and leave mud on the inside of the toilet bowl.

Nikolas is immune to the Schlitz shits cause he's a drunk.

by Tiburon305 February 10, 2010

Schnetski

Short form definition for Water-Jetski for Snow

Get the Schnetski.
I will take the Schnetski to the mountain.

by r______ October 23, 2019

Schmitch

1. When a dad gets a new, smokin’ hot side bitch who’s destined to be the awesomely amazing step mom

2. A way, way better name than Step Mom

My schmitch makes me the best chicken nuggets and mac ‘n’ cheese for dinner.

by QueenHootsie June 11, 2020

Schlite

(1) a term of endearment used in greeting for respect. identifies the other person as someone worth of respect and trust.

(2) *alternate definition*
-an insult tastefully used against enemies.

(1) What’s good my schlite! 🤝
(2) You’re a schlite ass mf! 🖕

by shay/// April 19, 2022

schlitzed

To get wasted (drunk, or pissed if you're from England).

I don't know how I woke up in a rubbish bin, I must have been totally schlitzed last night.

by Chris August 28, 2003