A tiny penis. Usually worn by a male who considers himself big and works out a lot. Enjoys his own image in the mirror despite having a micro wang.
Also used to describe soft, pansy type males.
Also used to describe soft, pansy type males.
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I was minding my own business and out of nowhere Dr. Schmidt jumped out of the bushes and Schmidt on me.
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Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.
Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.
"Whoops, the apartment managers are coming over today to inspect the place, and I've just cleaned the john......guess I'll have to try taking a Schmidt."
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